Written for my boss

Who's having computer trouble:

Ode to Bill Gates:

Who you do think you
are, Mister Big stuff? You suck.
and you smell like soup.

Your product’s a mess,
you’re as cool as hammerpants.
wish you had ipod?

We look down on your
computers, they break too much
they’re worth less than poo.



I can haz raise for using "hammerpants" in a haiku? Kthxbye