On the occasion of waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

Guess who flipped a shit
over the unchanged TP?
Jumped on Snook in rage.

I think I'll spend the
weekend inventing a new
infinite TP.

(a side note - in writing this haiku, I discovered we have tagged a haiku with toilets before. At least we're consistent)

On the occasion of Sean revealing that he's been attacked by swarms of ladybugs

Snook, attacked by bugs
Red with black dots, envision:
attacked by cuteness