Thursday, October 25, 2007

On the occasion of Cesca's 25th birthday

Cesca:
twenty-five so soon
can't wait to party with you
enjoy end of youth

Emily:
cackle loud at work
haikus by you are so good
you're an old fart now

Sean:
bones weary. so tired.
its almost time for depends.
fallen. cant get up.

Sean:
perhaps text too small
going to get bifocals?
granny glasses time!

Sean:
cell phones newfangled
texting for whippersnappers
time to drink prune juice

Sean:
now a golden girl.
thank you for being a friend
how bout that blanche, eh?

Sean:
boozing for birthday
nursing homes look for victims
do not get shanghi'ed

Sean:
watching my stories
do not inturrupt, or else
youth has no respect

Sean:
turn that music down
im having the early bird
nothin's better than a deal

Sean:
choose walker or cane?
tough decisions make me tired
narcolepsy, eh?

Sean:
hit you with my purse
dont even try to talk back
vote republican

Sean:
plastic covered couch
so sticky in the summer
but cant get a stain

Sean:
come here kitty cat
cat lady is so crazy
twenty and counting

Cesca:
haiku a minute
em and sean are quite obsessed
makes me love them lots

Emily:
You bitch. Off from work
Search for meat packing broll
want to eat lunch now.

Cesca:
with age comes wisdom
youth knows only of the now
tell sean he's naive

Emily:
Now an old woman
Wrinkles now soon to follow
Need a walker yet?

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