On Tape QC & Halloween

QCing our tapes
So bored, I feel like dying
Boo! Scared in the libes.

Who's the biggest itard? ME!

in line for Leopard
line goes straight out the mall door
6! Apple Open!

21st century ennui

At the Apple store
Waiting in line. I'm hungry
Eating late tonight.

An ode to our favorite bar

At the Slipper Room
So many pretty ladies
I can see their boobs

Oldies, but goodies - cross-posted from RedRightAnkles

I have bedbugs. So itchy.
Call them marauders.
My arm itches. I hate bugs.


So much to do. Marauders
make life difficult.
Clean out closet, vacuum shoes.


Exterminator in mi
casa manana.
Will marauders die? I hope so.

(No, they didn't come back)

Upon the re-consideration of housing options

fine living for me.
the pook wants a door. not hole.
yurts the way to go

Upon the occasion of luff.

sean is the cutest,
I like to snuggle him; I
kiss him good morning


pook, yes a cutie
sweet as can be, but chewy too
a million kisses

"What's Up"

heard "what's up" in car
em forever linked to song
awful, yet so good

Jiggly bits

At Getty Center
stairs are so short, like Seelye
don't jiggle your bits

-Emily

What happens when you start a haiku blog....

the pressure to post
few ideas seem to flow, grow
oh haiku muse, stir!

Fridays

fridays at my job
counting the minutes till home
wish I worked from home

Conference Call Ennui

dumbass conference call
Why do we talk about cake?
What a waste of time!

The everyday haiku

Cesca:
Dunkies warms my hand
Homework ready to hand in
Class will soon begin

10/8

The things you think when on the Lucky Star bus...

Cesca:
Crab Rangoon, kiwi,
Pepper shrimp, friend banana
Century Buffet

Emily:
Century buffet
Overflowing bounty. Good
Dinner of champions

Cesca:
Back on bus, food good
To sleep until we arrive
Would make this great ride

Cesca:
Thanks for the boobies,
Also the piercing and fries
Great Saturday night

Sean:
Em’s too tired to type
Rhyming kicks it up a notch
Emril’s a douche bag

Cesca:
I will stop as well
Dramamine make me sleepy
Little left to tell

Sean:
Had a great weekend.
Hope you did too. Good night now
See you in two weeks.

9/30

Who hasn't been here (unless you're a boy, of course...)

Gyno tomorrow
Old doctor retired. Sad.
New face in my vag.

-Emily, 10/30/2006

The never ending quest to get me to NYC

Sean:
move to the city
mallomars are so tasty
only get them here.

Sean:
Gorillas say rowrr
Cuddle them at the Bronx zoo
Move to new york please

Cesca:
Boston is still home
But New York is soon to come
Sunday I’ll be there

Sean:
Today’s real nice, but
We’re in New Rochelle till late
See you after nine

Cesca:
Plan not for tonight
Sunday next is when I’ll come
Visiting grad school

Em:
Omg yaya!
Yayayayayayaya
Yayayayaya!!!!!!!!

Sean:
Why only Sunday?
Come play all weekend! Snuggle!
Em wants to spoon you

-9/23

On the occasion of Cesca's 25th birthday

Cesca:
twenty-five so soon
can't wait to party with you
enjoy end of youth

Emily:
cackle loud at work
haikus by you are so good
you're an old fart now

Sean:
bones weary. so tired.
its almost time for depends.
fallen. cant get up.

Sean:
perhaps text too small
going to get bifocals?
granny glasses time!

Sean:
cell phones newfangled
texting for whippersnappers
time to drink prune juice

Sean:
now a golden girl.
thank you for being a friend
how bout that blanche, eh?

Sean:
boozing for birthday
nursing homes look for victims
do not get shanghi'ed

Sean:
watching my stories
do not inturrupt, or else
youth has no respect

Sean:
turn that music down
im having the early bird
nothin's better than a deal

Sean:
choose walker or cane?
tough decisions make me tired
narcolepsy, eh?

Sean:
hit you with my purse
dont even try to talk back
vote republican

Sean:
plastic covered couch
so sticky in the summer
but cant get a stain

Sean:
come here kitty cat
cat lady is so crazy
twenty and counting

Cesca:
haiku a minute
em and sean are quite obsessed
makes me love them lots

Emily:
You bitch. Off from work
Search for meat packing broll
want to eat lunch now.

Cesca:
with age comes wisdom
youth knows only of the now
tell sean he's naive

Emily:
Now an old woman
Wrinkles now soon to follow
Need a walker yet?

On the occassion of Emily & Sean's trip to Los Angeles...

Cesca:
crossing the country
emily and sean do go
for fun and wedding

Emily:
Have my babies now
Vows said in haiku format
babies speak haiku

Cesca:
hope you have much fun
but no dance say Koreans
ride disney instead

Emily:
Call me Cher Hor'witz
Drive my Jeep to Disney Land
I tot'ly paused!

Cesca:
cesca em babies
ahhh, lighting librarians
so cute, makes me puke

Emily:
we should publish these.
we should start a blog, perhaps
we would get readers

And now you know how we got here.

hahahhaha YES!!!!

Ok, now we have to find all the haikus we've written them and put them here...