On finding a book of poems written by Cesca in '92-'93

This is priceless and humiliating. Upon returning to my parent's house I found the self-bound laminated book of pomes written by my 5th grade self in '92-'93. The book is titled "These are my feelings", and on the cover I drew the earth as a heart instead of a globe. I share these extra embarrassing details because it's too funny not to. So here are the three haikus I included in that precious volume.

I dream of dragons
so high in the blue heavens
that fight with no power

they started from seeds
now they're grown up and they're trees
they will never die

and my favorite...... (even though I just realized that I didn´t even stick to 5/7/5)

It's like a jail here
but it's not a crime cell
It's only about love

On the really vivid dream I had last night

Dressed in white, oh my.
What a dream I had last night.
Wedding bells did ring

As I am sitting home alone on my couch writing my paper

So few posts this week,
Please, guys, help me, won't you? Need
to procrastinate

On the occasion of writing my first research paper in 3 years

Love the Internet
J-Stor, you're the bomb. Research.
Never leave my couch.

Irony: Master's
in Library Science, but
I hate libraries.

Pajamas, blankets
Writing is better this way.
No fluorescent light.

But one thing is changed:
No laptop farm. Sad.
Chapin, I miss you!

Cesca's tour

Cesca, in awe, saw all
AC taping, lights galore
Whoops! Locked in a set!

On the occasion of Cesca arriving to pick up my house keys

Cesca's coming here
Got permission to give tour
Will hit overload.

On this particular jaunt to New York

Replying from bus
Nothing fun, odd to report
Will be there by three

Em I do promise
No parties or mess I'll make
Keys are safe with me

One more for the road
Three haikus to match dear Em
But not about much

On the occasion of Cesca's overnight visit

Random Thursday night
Cesca on Christopher Street
Reading this on bus?

Picking up my keys
Better not throw a party
I tidied for you!

List of sanctioned things:
Naps, TV, Email, wii. Dont:
get locked out please. Thanks

On staying late & trying to be efficient

I'm working til ten
Try to get my review done
My eyes quit at six

On the occasion of the news never stopping

Home alone 'til two
Working late. Do homework? No.
Gonna play some wii

My respiratory system is (hic!) rebelling!

Hiccups! They won't stop!
Research? (hic) reading Wiki
Cannot find a cure

on the occasion of that most wonderful waffel

the dutch mafia
escapes to the neatherlands
stroopwafen are joy

On my random inablity to breathe

My lungs are all tight
Did cat sneak into my home?
Coughing woke up Snook

on the occasion of em and sean subscribing me to get these haikus in email

floods my mail [dot] app
i subscribe to RSS!
get leopard. and life.

I think it's time to make a rule

First rule of this blog:
You want to comment? Hear this:
Only in haiku

Celebrating Cesca's new computer, and a puzzle

Cesca and video chat
What a perfect sunday night
Guess where I'm sitting.

On Sluftie's becoming a member of the blog

I went to grandma's
No internet there. Come home.
Read blog. What happened??

on the occasion of dorkage

sluftie's a big dork
cause turkey day's no excuse
but ya'll love sluftie

on the occasion of telling my mom i could rebuild her site by thanksgiving.

nine four three at night.
nothing to do but build site.
starting such a fight.

on the occasion of all these posts going to sean's phone (i think)

wish i had a topic
but really just want to see
how long 'til sean cracks.