Israeli cream to
battle dry skin. I smell warmth
but I freeze my butt off
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
On the occasion of someone criticizing, anonymously!
Consider my mood
before saying "boo", my mood
sucks, I'll cut you! Yeah!
before saying "boo", my mood
sucks, I'll cut you! Yeah!
On the occasion of waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
Guess who flipped a shit
over the unchanged TP?
Jumped on Snook in rage.
I think I'll spend the
weekend inventing a new
infinite TP.
(a side note - in writing this haiku, I discovered we have tagged a haiku with toilets before. At least we're consistent)
over the unchanged TP?
Jumped on Snook in rage.
I think I'll spend the
weekend inventing a new
infinite TP.
(a side note - in writing this haiku, I discovered we have tagged a haiku with toilets before. At least we're consistent)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
On the occassion of heckling from my fellow bloggers
first break of the day
email is full of haikus
pressure to respond
haikus not flowing
instead images of lights
overwhelm my brain
email is full of haikus
pressure to respond
haikus not flowing
instead images of lights
overwhelm my brain
On the occasion of taking one for the team
Cesca is in class
Playing with wires, lightbulbs,
She'll get this and smile
Playing with wires, lightbulbs,
She'll get this and smile
on the occassion of a missing blogger
where is francesca
its less fun to post online
i could just tell em
its less fun to post online
i could just tell em
On the economy & PBS
Watched Frontline about
Summer financial meltdown,
now I feel tweaky.
No late-night X-files
is a good rule. Let's add things
like this to the list.
Summer financial meltdown,
now I feel tweaky.
No late-night X-files
is a good rule. Let's add things
like this to the list.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
On the occasion of someone trying to get into our elite club
Your app was received
We will put it to a vote
Thanks for your patience!
We will put it to a vote
Thanks for your patience!
Labels:
Emily,
haiku,
I wrote this in a rush.,
Michelle,
votes
on the occasion of a new writer?
to let michelle in?
another poet to join?
attached is her plea:
dishes i will wash
pyramids i will build high
oh what must one do
another poet to join?
attached is her plea:
dishes i will wash
pyramids i will build high
oh what must one do
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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