On this afternoon's busy work

Logging tape makes me
want to suck my own butt hole.
Still more fun than class.

On wierd work etiquette

Why do people feel
the need to pluck their chin hairs
in the work bathroom?

On submitting my application

application in
now the waiting begins, back
to knitting and wii

On starting Monday densely

Metro Diary,
First entry makes no sense, why?
Must be too tired.

But on a fun note,
This is the one hundredth post
We're haiku masters!

on the occasion of dialog box editing

computer. it says
fuck that not cancel, OK.
but how to test it

On the occasion of new jeans

Washed my new jeans, but
my hands still turn blue, so gross.
Wrote this on toilet.

on the occasion of imbibing

even sicky drank
the homemade lemoncello
at the restaurant.

on the occasion of cat boxing

taco vs meatball
are you ready to rumbleeeeeee?
tiny boxing gloves!

on the occasion of digital sadness

crying self to sleep
guitar hero so lonely
cause cesca's not friends

OOO-DON

Lunch at CNN
Special: Make your own udon.
No screaming into phone.

on the occassion of guwiitar hero

cesca. come here soon.
but you must bring the guitar.
cuz battle mode sucks

because I can.

winter uniform:
no pants and legwarmers. I
feel so eighties. Yeah!!

Asher came on our couch

Asher, that's so gross
Napped on our couch, got up - EW!
he left a cum stain!

on the occassion of a visit from asher

puppy on the floor
so close to sleep, but now barks
will the whines not cease?

Wow, Cesca. Just wow.

Cesca's a big nerd.
But I still love her. Also love:
My new leg warmers.

On why I look tired

Wii-tar obsession
up till three to beat battle
fingers, wrists in pain

inspired by an IM to Sean

My ankles - they ache
Want to put on my warners
One more hour til home.

Dull haiku for dull evening plans

going to theatre
to focus lights for a show
then home to my bed

Because he said so

Snook says jump - therefore
I do. A poem about wii?
No. Just leg warmers.

I got new ones. Yay!
They're a little cashmere. Warm.
Good for the smankles.

on the occasion of MORE

More haikus needed
get up off of your asses
and post some poems

on a too-long haitus

Triumpant return!
Sadness a long hiatus.
Now - regular posts

On why I need to go get lunch

banana, yogurt,
clementine, and some water
do not a meal make

on the sad truth about vacations....

two week holiday
passes so quickly, dismay
back at work today